Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Random Thought #5

The recipe must have said one teaspoon of cayenne, not a tablespoon. Damn!
I wish I had a bidet.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Random Thought While Pooping #4

Does anybody sit around eating yogurt and discuss their bowel movements? What the hell Jamie Lee Curtis!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Random thought while pooping #3

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr! Damn you Sheldon Cooper! I'll be hearing that song in my head all day!
Soft kitty...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Random thought while pooping #2

If you poop in the woods and nobody is there to smell it, does it smell? Discuss.

Random thought while pooping #1

I should start a blog about random thoughts I have while pooping.